September 2010
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Brand New - You won’t know
beautiful band
boredom strikes
The oldest picture you have of you
A picture of you with a sibling or two
A picture of you with your mum
A picture of you with your dad
A picture of you with a female best friend
A picture of you with a male best friend
A picture of you and the last person you kissed
A picture of you and someone you’d just met
A picture of you where you cant see your face
A picture of you with a...
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closetsareforclothes: Don't Argue With The Gay... →
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that...
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“me? i’m just chillin’”
– i love my mum
off to play out
with my beautiful housemates.
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And I’ve realised That I don’t wanna...
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“i right wanna keep putting cream on my face.. this is the third layer..”
– Oh melissa i love you.
stop talking
i can’t carry on this conversation until my bra is on.
this was the thought going on in my mind as i stood in the bathroom underwearless on the phone to my landlord. bit weird.
who the fuck made colin firth gay in mamma mia?
bastards.
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this has set me up for the day.
“I am a Fabulous Beast, and as such, I should only be glimpsed very rarely,...”
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sitting around in my pants
waiting for melissa to decide she wants to hang out. gonna go destroy some coco pops. ahh i contribute so much to the world..
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four days
why has nobody invented an easy way to pack things yet?
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